My big toenails are as sharp as razor blades. Seriously they are deadly weapons. I remarked about them to Jenny tonight:

"My toenails are really sharp."
"I know, you slice my legs to ribbons every night."
"You should use my file to make them dull."
"But then how would I kill my prey?"


Jane said...

You kept a tape recorder in our room when we stayed with you, didn't you?

SDCrawford said...

It is Joe, not the chickens that has large talons. Jeeeez....